persona 3: you walk up stairs at night
Nocturne: you gradually realize you hate everything.
Because someone else did Nocturne, I’ll do a game I played today.
Xenoblade Chronicles: You get destroyed by giant caterpillars
Monkey Island.
You pick up things and use them sometimes.
The Legend of Zelda.
You’re not Zelda.
Okami
You paint everything to death.
Mario Party
All of your friends are assholes
Borderlands. There’s numbers everywhere when you hit enemies.
Sonic the Hedgehog. Run Right.
Dungeons and Dragons
Sitting around a table and talking about the die you just rolled.
Super Mario RPG: Legend of the not being able to jump on things to kill them and taking turns slapping each other instead.
world of nerf your favorite class craft
portal 1/2
everything is a lie and everyone hates you
Halo: Combat Evolved you get to shoot aliens and ride in cars
Okami
You’re a white dog voiced by an annoying flea who runs around a painting and drawing flowers.
The Mass Effect series. You dance like Elaine Benes no matter what your sex.
Final Fantasy 6. You spend hours collecting characters just so the villain can blow the world up and make you collect them all all over again in different places.
Cards Against Humanity is a party game for horrible people.
Unlike most of the party games you’ve played before, Cards Against Humanity is as despicable and awkward as you and your friends.
The game is simple. Each round, one player asks a question from a Black Card, and everyone else answers with their funniest White Card.
And it is distributed under a Creative Commons license, meaning it is not only free to play, but remixing, and changing the game are more than just encouraged.The official hard copy has been sold out for a while now, but a PDF of all the cards, and instructions distributed by the creators for making your own deck can be found here.
You’re welcome, and enjoy!
NO NO NO OKAY THIS GAME IS ACTUALLY THE BEST REAL TALK
I love this idea and I want this very badly.
Best game ever. I cannot recommend it enough.
CAH?
FOREVER REBLOG.
I have been wanting to play this game very badly for a while now. That is so awesome that they’re making the cards available for you to print yourself.
Just a silly thing I recorded to test the sound of my new microphone.
Whenever I see monkeys like this, my first thought is “it’s a Pawpaw Nunci monkey!!” Little monkeys like this lguy share the facial structure and wrinkles of my great-grandfather.
I consider myself really lucky to have known my great-grandfather, though he died when I was 6. He was born in Italy and came to America and he was one of the funniest people I ever met in my life. He had an amazing wild imagination and he loved to share his made up stories and words with everyone. He also made some really amazing silly faces, and this monkey is definitely mimicking one of them right now.
Tabletop | 1.04 Ticket to Ride
ALL of the reaction GIFs!
I just watched this episode and I screamed “Oh shit!” when this happened. That is exactly the kind of boneheaded thing I would do.
How to dry your hands with just one public restroom paper towel.
I love this about TED - they’re known for the big ideas, sure. But little ideas and incremental changes are important too. I’m glad TED is there to give a platform for people who can make these ideas easily digestible.
That is all kinds of genius.
I am trying this out at work tomorrow. We have the kind that cuts it for you.
“Nah, I’m out” -God
It’s way more fun when a young girl is horrified and/or surprised by the weird shit her body does during puberty.
Has this book been updated at all? Because seriously when I read it I was so confused. I still don’t know what that belt thing is she refers to. I guess pads didn’t have stickiness on the bottom back in the day.
Ringo Starr reading a comic book.
(via juliasegal)
It’s always great when two things I love come together.
(And I just made another unintentional pun.)
Click through to see video of this “game” being played.
The video is of the Atari Kool Aid Man game and it sucks. Jak has it. It’s not the absolute worst game, but there isn’t much to it. But you know what was awesome?
The Intellivision Kool Aid Man game! We had it when I was a kid. You play as a boy and girl and you have to make your way through a house and collect a pitcher of water, sugar, and the kool aid packet. You’re running away from thirsties the whole time. When you collect all three, Kool Aid Man bursts through the wall! You can see an image of the Intellivision version in that right side small box on the cover. The two videos I found of it on Youtube are people insulting it, but whatever, I loved it as a kid.
